I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
time to smoke my breakfast
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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