Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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