My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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