she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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