She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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