Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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