She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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