I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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