So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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