So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
