Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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