she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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