So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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