At least make sure they are 18
Why
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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