they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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