are you so shy because you have an std?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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