Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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