your parents love me but you hate me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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