I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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