I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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