Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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