nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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