There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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