We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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