they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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