After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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