Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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