Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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