They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
