As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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