Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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