the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
