North Korea, Best Korea!
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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