Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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