More tranny stories later!
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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