so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Randomize
