I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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