you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
me + whiskey = a bad person
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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