My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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