i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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