Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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