Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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