if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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