what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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