sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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