And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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