Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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