if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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