what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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