Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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