another moral hangover. fuck.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Are these your boobs on my camera?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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