there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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