I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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