Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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