She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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