ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize