so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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