and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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